(Source: distraction)
My best friend just lost her virginity bc she was too lazy to turn a light on and the boy she was with said “I’ll turn it on if you fuck me” so he did and they did..
AND THEY DIDN’T USE A CONDOM BECAUSE SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO GET ONE OUT OF HER BAG
And she’s trying to figure out when she last had her period depending on what homework she had due
it’s kind of funny how many notes my wrong decision and pure laziness has gotten me
(Source: bitchytbh-old)
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Youtube is my lyfe. Kidding, I don't have a lyfe.
